BLACK METAL REALITY SHOW
(for multiple players following orthodox rules regarding true black metal)

corpsepainter: brent fariss
eit #26

Description:

A game using multiple improvisors / black metal wannabes to separate the true black from the posers. Through suffering, one can only obtain true kult status. In the end, there is only one. The one who is the most kult. The blackest of the black. This is not a democracy, the audience feels they have a say...but they are sheep, led to the slaughter. The fate is ONLY decided by the true necro master:

Thee Grand Inquisitor of Doom

Rules:

Where we are going, there are no rules.
Except black metal orthodox rules.
More info coming soon.

Rituals (Rounds):

I. Evil Incantations

II. Throat Ripping

III. Corpse Painting

Players:

Grand Inquisitor of Doom - judge / aural violence
The Weak (6 contestants) - sacrificial slaughter

Point System:

Effort - 0 points (go to self help class, weakling)
Aural Destruction - 1 point
Blackness - 2 points
Proper Posturing - 3 points
Vokill Skreeching (in preferred style) - 5 points
Corpse Painting - 10 points
Cutting - 20 points
Church Burning - 25 points

Grand Prize:

Kvlt Status as Black Metal God
$10 Gift Certificate to Burger King
Used 4 track recorder to use in Mom's basement
Eternal Suffering

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